[physical education 101]

[sevenhorrorsmods]

Who: transfer students
When: July 1̷̝̤̳̙̫̭̻̝͓̄̇̾̀̕͝9̸̙̱̹͍̮̈́́̀̅͛̐̔̋ 20
Where: the. . . gymnasium?
What: an ice breaker
Warnings: moderate physical injury (not debilitating), psychological horror (absolutely debilitating)

[The school is empty. The school is quiet. The only sound that cuts through the silence is the soft ticking of the hallway clocks that mark the passing of each second.]

[. . .]

[At least. . . until a stiff breeze whips through the classrooms, scattering dirty papers and jerking the curtains aside. The clock strikes 6:00 a.m.]

[The school bell chimes.]

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Comments

[inexorableiron]

[Shirtless giant time?

Shirtless giant time.

Hamn jumps up from the gloor - this guy is covered in metallic gold scars and his limbs are ringed with his own blood, glaring and swinging a... is that a desk tied to a chalk tray? What the fuck kind of weapon ...??? Never mind, he is looking around wildly and pissing himself off more]

Fucking Norgorber's NUTSACK!

[candlestick]

[ Look he tossed one at a window himself. He gets the idea of weaponizing a desk, though his shattered on impact, so it didn't make for a particularly good weapon.

He will maintain a nice desk distance of space apart from what the man is swinging. Though he does look a little surprised by the style of cursing happening here.

Huh. ]

You may want to put that down before you hit someone unrelated to... whoever it is you're intending to curse out here.

[inexorableiron]

[You can see the gears turning, and after a moment he nods and lets go with both hands. RIP garbage maul, you are definitely going to shatter]

Fair, dude. Fair. It's not like the gods are listenin'.

[candlestick]

[ It was good while it lasted? Maybe. Zuo Le is breathing out a small sigh of relief that the man actually listened to him. ]

I... no, probably not.

[ The gods, huh? ]

Whatever is listening to us right now doesn't seem all that inclined to play nice with us.

[inexorableiron]

Don't worry, all the dudes I was with figured that the fuck out already. Would've been nice to get some real answers.

[candlestick]

Yes, it would have...

[ The voice had offered some help, but given the reaction when they didn't do what it wanted, well... ]

Though perhaps not at whatever price we might have had to pay to get them.

[inexorableiron]

Too bad for them that the metal dude in the swamp already warned my ass about the fey!

[candlestick]

What are the fey?

[ He's had no swamp dwelling metal dudes to warn him about any. ]

[inexorableiron]

... Faeries and shit? They're fucking nuts, dude. And if you get stuck in their domain you don't know how fast time is actually movin' outside.

[candlestick]

[ Time distortion, huh? That does sound like it could get very tricky very fast, especially given the kind of responsibilities that Zuo Le has back home. ]

And you think they're behind this?

[inexorableiron]

Dunno, dude, but I do know they got some weird shit about names. We got a big ol' fuckin' warning about that written out for us, and some shitty voice askin' for us to tell them that shit anyway.

[He jumps a little, swatting at spiders across his scarred manly chest]

Uh, yeah. They can do weird shit. The vizier dude's thinkin' yokai, but either way, fuck dude. Sucks.

[candlestick]

[ Can he see them? Are there really spiders there? It's hard to tell, but Zuo Le was also someone who reached into the doll's face, so he understands, unconsciously reaching up to scratch his head at the memory of them scurrying through his hair. ]

I couldn't really say myself, but it sounds like some possible contenders.

[ A frown as he thinks on this. ]

Do you have any usual means of dealing with the fey?

[inexorableiron]

Cold iron, but I don't have that on me, dude. They fuckin' robbed us, somehow I doubt we ain't alone.

[candlestick]

[ His hand naturally moves towards his hip at that comment, frowning to himself. Not that his sword is pure iron, but... ]

I noticed that quickly as well.

[inexorableiron]

I guess it makes fuckin' sense for 'em. They just had to fucking go piss off this many dudes and they're asshole cowards afraid to fight.

[candlestick]

[ That last comment does perk him up a little. ]

Are you saying that if we can take the fight to them, that we'd have a chance then?

[inexorableiron]

I gotta believe it, dude! I didn't train this fucking hard to go this fucking far to get stopped now. I don't believe it's like, impossible.

[moonfeather]

[oh my god this guy is giant

Fio flinches (her ears are still ringing and slightly bloodied)]

Was that necessary?!

[inexorableiron]

[He is surprised by the appearance of new and more people, maybe even more than getting knocked out again]

Wha-? Oh, lady dude? Where'd you come from? And like, fucking where are we?

1/2

[moonfeather]

Lady... What?

[It's probably all the bullshit they had to suffer through, but that ruffles her metaphorical feathers.]

I presumably came from a similar room like everyone else and I certainly have no idea where this school is located.

[sorry she's gonna go off]

And I've no idea what the hell a lady dude is and if you're going to call me that it should be F-....

[moonfeather]

...

...

Fundamentally, none of your business.

[got 'em!!!]

[inexorableiron]

Uh... right. Okay, sure thing, lady fundamental dude. I wasn't tryin' to fucking spook ya.

1/2

[moonfeather]

[why]

[moonfeather]

If you would kindly, please just call me "Lady." I need to think of a proper placeholder since we're not giving out our real names.

[inexorableiron]

[he is just so used to that expression, does it even phase him?]

Oh shit, yeah! Everybody's been doin' that, good idea. Don't give those fuckin' fey any power over ya, lady d.... lady.