[physical education 101]

[sevenhorrorsmods]

Who: transfer students
When: July 1̷̝̤̳̙̫̭̻̝͓̄̇̾̀̕͝9̸̙̱̹͍̮̈́́̀̅͛̐̔̋ 20
Where: the. . . gymnasium?
What: an ice breaker
Warnings: moderate physical injury (not debilitating), psychological horror (absolutely debilitating)

[The school is empty. The school is quiet. The only sound that cuts through the silence is the soft ticking of the hallway clocks that mark the passing of each second.]

[. . .]

[At least. . . until a stiff breeze whips through the classrooms, scattering dirty papers and jerking the curtains aside. The clock strikes 6:00 a.m.]

[The school bell chimes.]

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Comments

[ordimame]

[THANKS YUFFIE]

[glancing down at her legs]

Do you need some bandages? I don't have real ones, just torn up fabric. . .

[mogger]

I got it, but thanks.

[ her pants are now cutoffs ]

You always this nice to strangers?

[ordimame]

[HAHA. . .]

No!

But considering the circumstances, it seems like a smart idea.

[mogger]

Well, you're in luck, because the beautiful, alluring, all-powerful Yu-- White Rose has also deigned to help you!

[ okei ]

So what do you need? Any more bandaging?

[ordimame]

[. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . okay]

I wasn't being nice because I wanted you to help me.

[he was being NICE because he is WORRIED]

. . . but no, I'm okay. Thanks, though; these cuts aren't that deep.

[mogger]

[ probably because she is sixteen ]

Well lucky for you, I decided that I want to help you. You better take advantage of this once in a lifetime opportunity!

[ordimame]

[that is EXACTLY what it is, she is but a small child to him]

I just said I was okay. . . seriously. Don't go out of your way for me.

Some people here are much worse off.

[mogger]

[ a little baby ]

Geez, fine. Don't say I didn't offer.

[ hands on hips ]

[ordimame]

I won't! [whew] . . . and I appreciate it. Really, I do.

[but as the ADULT he needs to be the one doing the fussing!!]

[mogger]

Yeah, whatever.

[ now she's sulky ]

Who are you supposed to be, anyway?

[ordimame]

[noooo not the sulk]

Some guy dressed in sky blue? I'd give you a name, but we've been discouraged from doing that.

[mogger]

Just gimme your fake name. You must have come up with one by now.

[ordimame]

. . . not all of us are as decisive as you seem to be.

[considering how quickly Macchi and Mocha had accepted their names it truly must be the DECISIVENESS OF YOUTH]

I don't know. Cap, maybe? Captain? Cap'n? I'm still thinking it over.

[mogger]

You should work on that, old man.

[ oh no.... the old calling has started.... ]

Captain? Seriously? At least come up with something less lame.

[ she's so rude ]

[ordimame]

I'm not that old!

[LATE 20'S ISN'T OLD. . .]

Is "White Rose" supposed to be better??

[mogger]

You obviously are if you think "Captain" is a good code name.

And for your information, it is better. It's one of my code names! The singular White Rose and materia hunter extraordinaire!

[ordimame]

[the fuck is materia]

None of that means anything to me, you know.

[mogger]

[ she will show you later if you ask nicely ]

Of course not. It's clear you've never heard of me, the master ninja. But those are all my titles.

[ordimame]

[HE WON'T ASK NICELY HE DOESN'T CARE THAT MUCH. . .]

Okay.

Well maybe "Captain" is my title, too.

[it's not]

[mogger]

[ wow!!!! ]

What, you work on a boat?

[ skeptical look ]

[ordimame]

Maybe!

[HE DOES NOT]

[mogger]

Sounds like you're full of crap, dude.

[ordimame]

[HE IS]

Haha! That's for me to know and you to find out.

[mogger]

Hello? I just found out.

I'm calling you Dork until you give me a proper code name.

[ordimame]

Then I guess that means you're "Brat" until you recognize me as "Captain."