[physical education 101]

[sevenhorrorsmods]

Who: transfer students
When: July 1̷̝̤̳̙̫̭̻̝͓̄̇̾̀̕͝9̸̙̱̹͍̮̈́́̀̅͛̐̔̋ 20
Where: the. . . gymnasium?
What: an ice breaker
Warnings: moderate physical injury (not debilitating), psychological horror (absolutely debilitating)

[The school is empty. The school is quiet. The only sound that cuts through the silence is the soft ticking of the hallway clocks that mark the passing of each second.]

[. . .]

[At least. . . until a stiff breeze whips through the classrooms, scattering dirty papers and jerking the curtains aside. The clock strikes 6:00 a.m.]

[The school bell chimes.]

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Comments

[inexorableiron]

Hey, dude, you're leaking.

[How fo you do, fellow giant]

[ungovernanceable]

[ touches neck. Looks at coolant. Does not sigh, but somehow there is something distinctly sigh-like in its body posture. ]

That’s normal.

[inexorableiron]

[He just nods back, crossing his arms over his chest. Who is he to judge, when all his scars are gold]

Normal normal, or got kinda fucked up normal?

[ungovernanceable]

. . .

Yes.

[inexorableiron]

Yeah, I fuckin' get ya. We got our asses handed to us too.

[ungovernanceable]

[ tips head ]

Are you familiar with these circumstances?

[inexorableiron]

I know traps and I know attacks, dude, but nothing like this shit. Oh, I know about fey bullshit, but not like helpful fucking specifics. Like, only that they are full of it.

[ungovernanceable]

Please elaborate on "fey bullshit."

[inexorableiron]

[He starts ticking on his fingers]

Fey are bullshit. They do bullshit things. It makes no fucking sense, but that's part of the bullshit. I walked through this door one time dude, and it was fucking thirty feet in the fucking air where it came out. I fell sideways to the ground.

[ungovernanceable]

And the Fey are . . . a corporate entity?

[inexorableiron]

No, I think they're just regular assholes.

[ungovernanceable]

[ "Regular assholes" is how I personally would describe every corporate entity I had ever encountered, but OK. ]

Understood. But you believe them unrelated to the local perceptual distortions.

[inexorableiron]

Dude, I got no idea right now. I just know that when we fuckin' walked out the door six hours lster and left the fey bullshit behind us, the guys outside hadn't seen our dumb asses for nine fucking months, dude. Months.

[ungovernanceable]

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[inexorableiron]

[Sorry buddy, Hamn assumes you both 1. Understand and 2. Are mind blown]

Yeah. I know!

[ungovernanceable]

Yes I . . . also know.

[ Sweet, technically true! Not about the fey, whatever that it, but I do technically know at least one thing in general! ]

[inexorableiron]

Oh awesome, dude! Rad even.