Kai-un

[pissandvinegar]

Who: Kai-un
When: Oct 21
Where: Kai-un
What: Kai-un
Warnings: Kai-un

[ study hall got us FREE STUFF. let us bring home our hoard ]

Comments

[pissandvinegar]

[ ah. well. so the thing he fed you was soup, huh

impressively close to the correct pronunciation on the first shot, ]

Yes. Chatlh petaq.

[inexorableiron]

[Magus did bring the soup back to the dorm even but alas his bowl in the café was spiked]

Nice, dude. You could learn Petran.

[pissandvinegar]

[ how am I supposed to remember all the food Gehou has sent us that I ignored. do you remember the number of breads you've eaten until now

smacks his new fan against his palm just for the noise ]

Focus. That was why he fed you his blood. Even the slightest association with me garners his condemnation. Do you understand?

[inexorableiron]

He's not even in the damn room!

[pissandvinegar]

That's why we're speaking openly here.

[ a beat, and then adding, not quite gritting his teeth ]

Although even here, he can tell that we're standing near each other.

[inexorableiron]

We live in the same fuckin' room! Of course we'd be positioned this close!

[pissandvinegar]

[ rolls his eyes ]

He already thinks I'm being nice to you. Don't underestimate how unreasonable his delusions can go.

[inexorableiron]

You're a dick to me.

[pissandvinegar]

Not enough of one, apparently.

[inexorableiron]

You stabbed me in the fuckin' back, dude.

[pissandvinegar]

I know that. Do you get what I'm asking of you or not?

[inexorableiron]

In public, keep my fuckin' distance. This isn't public and he isn't allowed in here anyway, so he can eat some fuckin' shit about us standing in the same fuckin' dorm.

[pissandvinegar]

[ flicks the fan open, holding it at rest against his chest ]

As long as you understand.

[inexorableiron]

I'm not stupid.

[pissandvinegar]

[ Disbelieving Look ]

[inexorableiron]

Dude.

[pissandvinegar]

[ closes two sections of the fan with his pinky ]

How could I know you wouldn't get it in your head that it's for the better to defy me?

[inexorableiron]

I dunno dude, try fuckin' askin' sometime or learning some shit.

[pissandvinegar]

This was asking.

[inexorableiron]

About me, not my shit.

[pissandvinegar]

[ he thought they were talking about asking if Magus would comply with the plan to not interact in front of lbh or if he'd decide to not do that because something something loyalty or something Idk man sj doesn't know how loyal people think, are we talking about the cards now?? ]

You didn't even like answering half those questions. You want to be asked about yourself more?

[inexorableiron]

No one wants to be asked those kinds of fuckin' questions! Think about how the fuck they even got that fuckin' information. It means they planned to take us for a long time.

1/2

[pissandvinegar]

We're branded. Of course I've thought about it.

Whether it's the spirits rooting through our memories, the huli jing, or each other, it hardly makes a difference to me. I made it clear from the beginning--there's no reason to associate with me. Now more than ever.

[pissandvinegar]

[ cracks a smile, barks a laugh ]

The fact that we're both 'Kai-un' is just another stroke of all your cursed bad luck.

[inexorableiron]

Sucks to be us.