Kai-un

[pissandvinegar]

Who: Kai-un
When: Oct 21
Where: Kai-un
What: Kai-un
Warnings: Kai-un

[ study hall got us FREE STUFF. let us bring home our hoard ]

Comments

[pissandvinegar]

[ at some point whenever he can catch you in the main area, ]

I advise that you limit your interactions with me in public. I seem to have acquired a stalker.

[inexorableiron]

... Chatlh petaq?

[pissandvinegar]

What does that mean.

[bowtiedbones]

You mean Gehou?

[bowtiedbones]

[Eowyn is humming and painting her nails in the common room. with real polish! not paint!! she also has a face mask on and she's freshly showered with her hair wrapped up in one of the t-shirts that Magus never wears. she is CLEAN and SOFT and PAMPERED and the whole bathroom has been left smelling like honey & vanilla.

thank you study hall for the spa day]

[inexorableiron]

Soup Bastard.

[pissandvinegar]

[ dripping with unconcealed, mocking incredulity ]

Apparently, he was 'irritated' that I 'treat Magus better than him.'

[ like, really. have you Seen how I treat Magus ]

[pissandvinegar]

[ ah. well. so the thing he fed you was soup, huh

impressively close to the correct pronunciation on the first shot, ]

Yes. Chatlh petaq.

[inexorableiron]

[Magus did bring the soup back to the dorm even but alas his bowl in the café was spiked]

Nice, dude. You could learn Petran.

[bowtiedbones]

Did he, like.

Hallucinate.

[pissandvinegar]

[ how am I supposed to remember all the food Gehou has sent us that I ignored. do you remember the number of breads you've eaten until now

smacks his new fan against his palm just for the noise ]

Focus. That was why he fed you his blood. Even the slightest association with me garners his condemnation. Do you understand?

[pissandvinegar]

That is still a strong possibility.

[inexorableiron]

He's not even in the damn room!

[pissandvinegar]

That's why we're speaking openly here.

[ a beat, and then adding, not quite gritting his teeth ]

Although even here, he can tell that we're standing near each other.

[bowtiedbones]

You treat me better, but he hasn't been weird at me about it. Only maybe like, once?

Is it because I'm not competition?

1/2

[pissandvinegar]

That man is sly, xiaojie. Remember, it wasn't that he said or did anything noticeably strange to Magus, either. We wouldn't have known if I hadn't checked his meridians.

[pissandvinegar]

[ a pause ]

Competition for what?

[inexorableiron]

We live in the same fuckin' room! Of course we'd be positioned this close!

[pissandvinegar]

[ rolls his eyes ]

He already thinks I'm being nice to you. Don't underestimate how unreasonable his delusions can go.

[inexorableiron]

You're a dick to me.

[bowtiedbones]

[FOR GAY STUFF]

For like... his spot? I'm a small, cute girl who gets along with all three of you. I'm not a good rival. But Magus is another tall, buff man with an antagonistic relationship with you. But Magus doesn't get kicked out of the house.

[pissandvinegar]

Not enough of one, apparently.

[inexorableiron]

You stabbed me in the fuckin' back, dude.

[pissandvinegar]

He doesn't have a 'spot.' Neither does Magus.

[ grimacing, turning this over in his head ]

I don't know what he thinks. He may have truly misused that demonic sword of his and broken his own mind. Then, if he's convinced of...

[ grimacing again ]

... Well, if for whatever deranged reason, he only sees fit to target men, I'll hardly complain. Even so, I ask that you please don't take that possibility as a given and act carelessly.

[pissandvinegar]

I know that. Do you get what I'm asking of you or not?