Kai-un

[pissandvinegar]

Who: Kai-un
When: Oct 21
Where: Kai-un
What: Kai-un
Warnings: Kai-un

[ study hall got us FREE STUFF. let us bring home our hoard ]

Comments

[pissandvinegar]

[ at some point whenever he can catch you in the main area, ]

I advise that you limit your interactions with me in public. I seem to have acquired a stalker.

[inexorableiron]

... Chatlh petaq?

[pissandvinegar]

What does that mean.

[inexorableiron]

Soup Bastard.

[pissandvinegar]

[ ah. well. so the thing he fed you was soup, huh

impressively close to the correct pronunciation on the first shot, ]

Yes. Chatlh petaq.

[inexorableiron]

[Magus did bring the soup back to the dorm even but alas his bowl in the café was spiked]

Nice, dude. You could learn Petran.

[pissandvinegar]

[ how am I supposed to remember all the food Gehou has sent us that I ignored. do you remember the number of breads you've eaten until now

smacks his new fan against his palm just for the noise ]

Focus. That was why he fed you his blood. Even the slightest association with me garners his condemnation. Do you understand?

[inexorableiron]

He's not even in the damn room!

[pissandvinegar]

That's why we're speaking openly here.

[ a beat, and then adding, not quite gritting his teeth ]

Although even here, he can tell that we're standing near each other.

[inexorableiron]

We live in the same fuckin' room! Of course we'd be positioned this close!

[pissandvinegar]

[ rolls his eyes ]

He already thinks I'm being nice to you. Don't underestimate how unreasonable his delusions can go.

[inexorableiron]

You're a dick to me.

[bowtiedbones]

You mean Gehou?

[pissandvinegar]

[ dripping with unconcealed, mocking incredulity ]

Apparently, he was 'irritated' that I 'treat Magus better than him.'

[ like, really. have you Seen how I treat Magus ]

[bowtiedbones]

Did he, like.

Hallucinate.

[pissandvinegar]

That is still a strong possibility.

[bowtiedbones]

You treat me better, but he hasn't been weird at me about it. Only maybe like, once?

Is it because I'm not competition?

1/2

[pissandvinegar]

That man is sly, xiaojie. Remember, it wasn't that he said or did anything noticeably strange to Magus, either. We wouldn't have known if I hadn't checked his meridians.

[pissandvinegar]

[ a pause ]

Competition for what?

[bowtiedbones]

[FOR GAY STUFF]

For like... his spot? I'm a small, cute girl who gets along with all three of you. I'm not a good rival. But Magus is another tall, buff man with an antagonistic relationship with you. But Magus doesn't get kicked out of the house.

[pissandvinegar]

He doesn't have a 'spot.' Neither does Magus.

[ grimacing, turning this over in his head ]

I don't know what he thinks. He may have truly misused that demonic sword of his and broken his own mind. Then, if he's convinced of...

[ grimacing again ]

... Well, if for whatever deranged reason, he only sees fit to target men, I'll hardly complain. Even so, I ask that you please don't take that possibility as a given and act carelessly.

[bowtiedbones]

Mm... I'll be careful. Even if he doesn't get mad at me, that doesn't mean he won't do something else.

[pissandvinegar]

You shouldn't tell him about our lessons, either. And we should move them to a space that can be guarded with an array, so we would know if someone approaches... A shame the dorm itself is too small.

[bowtiedbones]

He already knows about those... He tried to convince me to have him teach me instead. But he doesn't need to know they're continuing.

We can use our new clubroom. It's even got practice gear.

[bowtiedbones]

[Eowyn is humming and painting her nails in the common room. with real polish! not paint!! she also has a face mask on and she's freshly showered with her hair wrapped up in one of the t-shirts that Magus never wears. she is CLEAN and SOFT and PAMPERED and the whole bathroom has been left smelling like honey & vanilla.

thank you study hall for the spa day]