Invasion of the Anzens

[tailsofwoe]

Who: Some Anzens & you
When: July 29
Where: Dorms
What: just friendly people being good neighbors
Warnings: N/A

[ Knock knock, open up, there is some number of Anzens at your door.

A pretty lady in sky blue smiles and waves. ]

Good evening. Hopefully this isn't a bad time? Enough time has passed that we figured it was a good idea to check in and make proper introductions.

You'll have to forgive the lack of housewarming gift. We're a bit shorthanded at the moment, which I'm sure you can relate to.

[ From behind her peers a perfectly average guy with tousled hair dressed in sky blue slacks. He gives a friendly wave! ]

We did think about it, though.

[ GIVE BROWNIE POINTS ]

Comments

[cupidsammo]

... I've been hoping for the same, too.

[ordimame]

When-- if-- we hit a month, then I'll accept that we're here for the long haul.

[it'll take THAT LONG??]

Though I'm not sure what I'll do about it.

[cupidsammo]

... On the bright side, it shouldn't take us a month to look everywhere we can.

[ the school isn't THAT huge ]

[ordimame]

No. . . but some of the rooms are locked. Have you found a way to get inside them?

[cupidsammo]

Definitely not. There's no way I could break a door down on my own.

[ordimame]

Me neither. . . I don't have the raw muscle for that.

[STRING BEAN]

[cupidsammo]

Yeah...

[ ... ]

There might be other ways, though.

[ordimame]

Picking the locks, crawling through the ventilation shafts, finding a window from outside that leads in. . .

[casual suggestions they are nbd]

[cupidsammo]

... Ammunition and small explosives if it comes down to it...

1/2

[ordimame]

[HELLO???]

[ordimame]

. . . that, too! Except where would we even get that stuff?

[cupidsammo]

[ hm... ]

That's true. I have my pistol, but I don't have any ammo for it, so we should try your suggestions first.

[ordimame]

[






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You have a what.

[cupidsammo]

—You don't have to worry! It isn't dangerous to people, I promise!

[ordimame]

[are her AMMUNITION AND EXPLOSIVES also not dangerous to people???]

What is it for??

[she is the SECOND teenager he has met with a GUN and that is CONCERNING]

[cupidsammo]

[ (panic) ]

J- just for my job! Nothing bad!

[ordimame]

What is your job?

[THAT DID NOT HELP]

[cupidsammo]

[ wheeze ]

I— I... I'm a cupid, so...

1/2

[ordimame]

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[ordimame]

Okay.

[you know what. he's just. going to roll with it, sure]

I thought cupids had bow and arrows. . . ?

[cupidsammo]

[ our emotional support normie... ]

Um... They used to, I think, but they're considered old-fashioned these days.

[ordimame]

[he is TRULY TRYING HIS BEST. . .]

I guess they are by the standards of my world, too.

. . . not that we have cupids. We definitely don't.

[cupidsammo]

Ah... Well, I wouldn't say that! We stay hidden away from humans, so you would never know we're there.

[ordimame]

[. . . eyeing her for a moment, but he doesn't argue. even though he is 100% positive there are no cupids in his world]

Well. . .

Do you do the cupid thing where you. . . shoot people to help them fall in love?

[cupidsammo]

[ ... nods ]

Yes, that's right. You've probably heard the stories, so that's... about the gist of it.