Invasion of the Anzens

[tailsofwoe]

Who: Some Anzens & you
When: July 29
Where: Dorms
What: just friendly people being good neighbors
Warnings: N/A

[ Knock knock, open up, there is some number of Anzens at your door.

A pretty lady in sky blue smiles and waves. ]

Good evening. Hopefully this isn't a bad time? Enough time has passed that we figured it was a good idea to check in and make proper introductions.

You'll have to forgive the lack of housewarming gift. We're a bit shorthanded at the moment, which I'm sure you can relate to.

[ From behind her peers a perfectly average guy with tousled hair dressed in sky blue slacks. He gives a friendly wave! ]

We did think about it, though.

[ GIVE BROWNIE POINTS ]

Comments

[inexorableiron]

There's what now?

[ordimame]

I'll take that as a no.

[it's fine, there's no judgment here, since Puck didn't pick up on the "curses" himself, either]

. . . I've heard that some members of the other classes are affected by. "Afflictions," I guess? Compulsions that have them doing things they wouldn't normally do. They're theorizing that every class has one of these "afflictions," and they're based around the blessings of our class names.

. . . have you felt anything out of the ordinary lately?

[inexorableiron]

No shit that's a no. What the actual fuck, man? We get to be cursed too?

[he does pause and roll his left shoulder, eyeing the flower on his bicep]

You and those other class dudes thinkin' this is what's branded on us? This fukin' curse? I dunno shit about these names, but I know this is some potent ass magic. I've been pretty fuckin' normal otherwise.

[ordimame]

[noticing that! he lifts his hand to show Magus the back; the blue outline of a catchfly is etched cutely onto his skin there]

Honestly. . . ? I don't know. If you haven't noticed, supernatural things aren't exactly. . . my area of expertise.

[inexorableiron]

[Cutely! All of these tattoos are cute]

Yeah, and? I know plenty of dudes like that even where I'm from, dude. Not everybody does fuckin' magic. I do, and I know this shit is magic, but who the fuck knows what kind?

Does seem like everybody got a plant though. And that just reeks of classic druid nature bullshit.

[ordimame]

[THEY ARE ALL VERY CUTE]

"Druid nature bullshit". . . [what does that even MEAN] . . . I'd trust your opinion on that way more than I'd trust mine.

[inexorableiron]

[Sometimes you anger multiple circles of druids and they all send assassins after you it is FINE]

I miss my books, dude.

[ordimame]

[THAT DOESN'T SOUND FINE??]

I. . . don't know what to do about that!

[HE CAN'T FIND YOUR BOOKS FOR YOU, BUDDY]

But I hope you get them back eventually.

[inexorableiron]

[Didn't Die in The Giant Acid Pool merit badge earner right here]

Yeah, yeah. I know. Thanks, though.

[ordimame]

[he isn't sure he has done anything to warrant a "thanks," but hey! he'll take it]

Any time.

. . . got any other grievances you need to air?

[inexorableiron]

Uh... no, dude?

[ordimame]

[a satisfied nod]

Just checking. I was going to offer to be a listening ear if you did.

[inexorableiron]

Don't need it, not lookin' for it, cool idea though.