Party game central

[tailsofwoe]

Who: Game players
When: September 28
Where: A random classroom
What: Never Have I Ever & whatever else people want to play
Warnings: Alcohol consumption

[ As you're walking down the hall, you might be drawn into one of the empty classrooms by a sign outside that reads "FREE* CONTRABAND →"

Inside, someone has pushed some desks together to form a table! On one side of it there's a wide variety of alcohol, on the other there's all sorts of non-alcoholic beverages, up to and including—gasp!—tools to make decent tea and coffee! For the alcohol, tea, and coffee, however, you'll find that if you try to help yourself to a drink without actually playing, it will just poof out of your hands. If you want your luxury items, you have to pay the game tax! ]

Have you ever played Never Have I Ever? For those unfamiliar, one player states something they've never done in their life, and anyone who does have that experience must take a drink. Then the game moves on to the next person! Quite simple, no?

[ You can come play Never Have I Ever under the top-level below, or you can use the setup to run a different game! Or just make top-levels doing whatever. Be free! ]

Comments

NEVER HAVE I EVER

[tailsofwoe]

I'll start us off to show how it's done. Let's see...

...been in a fist fight.

[tailsofwoe]

Never have I ever been in a fistfight.

[inexorableiron]

[I knew I needed an icon of drinking just for moments like these]

This is a real fuckin' game, lady dude?

[presgarddihellis]

[drinks...]

[darkholder]

[doesn't drink, but]

What an interesting game.

[presgarddihellis]

[....... thinking of things he HASN'T done is actually surprisingly hard.]

Never have I ever proposed a game of Never Have I Ever.

... attended a real school.

[inexorableiron]

So I just list off somethin' I haven't done, but others fuckin' have... Oh, I know.

Never have I ever attended a real fuckin' school.

[velluminous]

[ someone has helped herself to a gloriously-filled glass of wine, but seeing it poof! out of Girl's hands... Severine glances about and then grunts, ] I am never having too much to drink.

[bowtiedbones]

Never have I ever... Hm, doubling up on the fistfight stuff is too easy.

Never have I ever lived in a second country.

. . . celebrated a birthday of mine.

[isdf]

[Abstaining from drinking for the rest of the turns after the first, he takes a moment to think. What's something normal people do . . . ?]

Never have I ever celebrated a birthday of mine.

Re: NEVER HAVE I EVER

[bowtiedbones]

Wait, I have another one! Never have I ever kissed anybody.

[presgarddihellis]

[SIGHS]

Never have I ever ogled a man's bare chest.

[listen, he needs SOMETHING that's not depressing to say?]

[ordimame]

[this one is cheap. he knows it's cheap. and yet--]

Never have I ever had any magical or supernatural powers

[so there!!]

Re: NEVER HAVE I EVER

[bowtiedbones]

Never have I ever cared about the difference between an espresso and an Americano.

[tailsofwoe]

Never have I ever preferred coffee over tea.

[ordimame]

[clears his throat]

Never have I ever braided my hair. Or anyone else's!

[inexorableiron]

Never have I ever been human.

[presgarddihellis]

Never have I ever failed to learn the language of a place I am living.

[ordimame]

[remember when I said he'd stop at "mildly buzzed". . . . . . well. . . sometimes a man's competitive spirit and desire to one-up the people picking on him wins out!]

N-- Never have I ever. . . spoken more'n three languages!

[poetaste]

[Hm... Okay, how about this one: two birds, one stone.]

Never have I ever...gotten weirdly competitive over a cheap drinking game.

[threadling]

Ooooooh, no-no juice!

[Girl immediately grabs some wine and tries to drink it - poof. Gone.]

Aw, come on!

[tailsofwoe]

. . .




[ To no one in particular: ]

I disclaim any and all responsibility.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE

[bowtiedbones]

[raising her hand and waving it for attention]

Hi, hi~!

It's no fun to lie during Never Have I Ever - that's cheating! So if you want those five points, how about another game? Two Truths and a Lie! Tell three facts and have your opponent try to guess which is fake!

If they get it right, you drink! And to make it a challenge...~ forfeit those five points too! I want to hear quality lying!

Re: TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE

[rugpull]

I actually do gots spots on m'back cuz imma spotted hyena.

I get freckles in too much sun cuz again imma spotted hyena.

I wear the prince's clothes sometimes.

[isdf]

Two truths and one lie . . . I believe I understand the rules.

First, I set the reference for ideal performance at an arcade. Second, I collaborated with an alien in the government sector. Third, I was an assistant manager of a cafe.

Which do you think is the lie?